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Scumbag Turtle

surprisemonsterhug:

Scumbag Turtle

(via idealasslaw)

I have made me a home under the couch with some clothes I found :} it is very warm

bagel-god:

remy-turtle:

bagel-god:

>find old gameboy

>insert pokemon

>choose charmander

>restart and choose squirtle

>name him remy

omg really?

you will be a wartortle soon u v u

yay!!

bagel-god:

>find old gameboy

>insert pokemon

>choose charmander

>restart and choose squirtle

>name him remy

omg really?

bagel-god:

remy-turtle:

today I accidently got closed inside a chip bag

……. there are no more chips

Poor buddy you could have died. At least I got hungry, but then again you ate all my chips

Thanks for saving me Kol you are my Bestest freind

Also I told Rippy and she said shed buy you all the chips you want for saving me

today I accidently got closed inside a chip bag

……. there are no more chips

I told you Rippy to stop fighting with Sydney!

your punishment

bagel-god:

remy-turtle:

no ever to seem to notice when im in the bathroom , my bath always get interuppted

im like gtfo

but they just yell at me for being in the tub/sink :{

I let you bathe in my bathroom remy

thank you kol your very kind